Any time something is written against me, I not only share the sentiment but feel I could do the job far better myself. Perhaps I should advise would-be enemies to send me their grievances beforehand, with full assurance that they will receive my every aid and support. I have even secretly longed to write, under a pen name, a merciless tirade against myself.   Jose Luis Borges

Friday, October 15, 2004

Ferreting around

When all else fails, ferret out the truth

I admit it. Just the word "ferret" is enough to have me in stitches. It's a childhood thing. A neighbour kept ferrets. He said he would demonstrate how keen ferrets were on climbing up your trouser leg. What he did demonstrate was just how high-pitched a man's scream can be.

From memepool.

posted by Dr Zen @ 1:05 pm

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