Wednesday, April 11, 2007

This blog's code of conduct

We will post unacceptable content.

We will say lots of stuff online that we wouldn't say in person. That's sort of the point of having a blog, dude.

When we encounter conflicts and misrepresentation, we will dive in and make every effort to make things worse.

When we believe someone is unfairly attacking another, we join in.

Everyone comments. Go on, you know you want to.

We prefer to respond to nasty comments about us, because a big flamewar is juicy fun. Feel free to be abusive or libellous.

28 Comments:

At 4:43 pm, Blogger Looney said...

Pretty accurate, dude.

Erm, I mean, cunt.

Okay!

 
At 7:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

boots sez:

Well now you've done it. You have a code of conduct, now the code-of-conduct lawyers can have at it. Fuck 'em, ay?

It's too bad your code of conduct relates to the blog instead of the planet, lots of law books could be used as tinder, and little would really change.

Lucky for me your code of conduct doesn't require that I conform to it.

 
At 7:11 pm, Blogger Dr Zen said...

I'm not at all surprised the point flew over your head, boots, me old chum, but if you were to google a bit, you'd find Jimmy Wales' original and get the joke.

Anyway, I could hardly expect you to stick to rules, even if there really were any. They're for the little people, hey?

 
At 8:16 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

boots sez:

"Jimmy Wales" eh? Like what, I'm supposed to know and/or care about this Wales guy? Fuck that, I know far too much already that's untrue and/or useless.

"little people"? Sorry, I don't believe in leprechauns or fairies. Far as I know we's all jus folks. Some more readily compliant than others, but that's as it is and isn't size-related.

 
At 10:09 pm, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

"When we encounter conflicts and misrepresentation, we will dive in and make every effort to make things worse."

You're missing afs, aren't you. But it's not going to happen here, because you can drag the comment poster's IP address out of the blog-logs and rat on teh suxx0r, 1nn1t.

 
At 2:12 am, Blogger Looney said...

I have a new rule. You can only post so many fucking things so's I have time to read 'em in a brief sitting. Dang it, boy!

 
At 11:51 am, Blogger Dr Zen said...

By the way, highinthesky, I don't have any access to your IP in blogger comments. I don't know whether it's possible to acquire it and I'm not interested.

I wouldn't "rat". I resent the implication. I've never netkopped anyone and I'm not likely to start. If I don't like what you've got to say, I'll just look away. If you're civilised, I might ask you to drop a subject, and on haloscan, I'd edit your comments for a laugh, but "rat" you. Nah. It's just words on a screen, dude.

 
At 6:08 pm, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

Of course not. yhbt :)

 
At 6:14 pm, Blogger Dr Zen said...

Oh right. Okay. I'm going to totally diss you then. And never read your stoopid website again. You do have a stoopid website, I hope? If not, I'll, erm, thcweam and thwceam and thcweam. Until I'm thick.

 
At 9:10 pm, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

Oh all right, I apologise unreservedly, and swear I'll never think mischevious thoughts again.

And now, of course, I'm racking my brains for the girl who thcweamed and thcweamed. Milly-Molly-Mandy? Mabel-Lucy Atwell? Or was it the Violet Brown in the Just William series? Damn this mess of disconnected memories.

 
At 10:37 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

boots sez:

"If not, I'll, erm, thcweam and thwceam and thcweam. Until I'm thick."

Sorry, you're already a bit thick.

 
At 10:46 pm, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

boots did quoth "Sorry, you're already a bit thick."

I passed that one by because it was too obvious. I fear you have stumbled into a cunning twap (sick).

 
At 2:01 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Blog code is almost ready


http://radar.oreilly.com/archives/2007/04/draft_bloggers_1.html

 
At 6:22 am, Blogger P. Dub said...

You're missing afs, aren't you

Highly unlikely, Hits. Afs is definitely missing him though, that's for sure. Leyland, Micky and I doth not the inviting newsgroup make. Still... I can always pretend to be several thousand other people. Who all sound like me. That would be fun.

For absolutely no one.

OK, OK. I promise to get out more.

 
At 6:57 am, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

P_Dub did quoth thusly: "Leyland, Micky and I doth not the inviting newsgroup make".

You're forgetting Clarkee, and that strange rambling woman who always made me think that someone in her household had played a cruel prank on her and swapped her keybord for a Dvorjak; C, I think she called herself?

"Still... I can always pretend to be several thousand other people."

Ooops, were you her as well? Sorry.

 
At 7:53 am, Blogger P. Dub said...

God lord no. I could never have pretended to be C. C was formally known as 'Pixie' in fsc (back in the day) and is a perpetual alchy. I, otoh, am only a 4-day-a-weeker. And even then, bar numerous typos and the odd utterly senseless comment, couldn't make as little sense as the legend herself if I tried.

 
At 8:57 am, Blogger Dr Zen said...

boot, as my friend, the soaring one, notes, that was as unsubtle as they come.

It was Violet Elizabeth Bott, by the way. Brilliant books.

 
At 9:08 am, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

Ah, thanks. I was too lazy too google for it. Yes, I agree, brilliant stories. I still reckon 'Oh Damn and Blast, I've lost my jewels' was the ultimate sticth-up.

 
At 9:11 am, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

Oh bollocks, 2nd too = to, and that should be sticth. Can't text, chat and comment at the same time.

 
At 9:16 am, Anonymous high-in-the-sky said...

Sigh. Stitch, FFS. Got there in the end.

 
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