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watI have a splinter in my foot. Do you think... the turrists might have put it there?
And OMG! Maybe a turrist made my bed uncomfortable, so that I would go on a spree of killing. Maybe I'm a tool of the turrists and I don't even know it.
posted by Dr Zen @ 11:05 am
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boots sez:
You think it's silly but I think it's been an obvious possibility since Che first published his book on guerilla warfare. What the world needs is an anti-nutter virus that turns the stupid fucks into harmless PETA members.
No, I think it's possible. I just think it's silly to say so for precisely the reason you give. Obviously terrorists can poison our water.
I think they turrists are f-f-f-fucking cunt-faced w-w-w-wanking arse-bandits
Oh, wait, that's Turrets syndrome, innit?
Sorry, spelling mistake, could have happened to anyone.
boots sez:
Yes, if I recall correctly shitting in the enemy's well is a time-honored technique in the middle east. Or maybe I'm thinking of some other region.
That reminds me of your post about the local water taste... nevermind, don't want to go there.
Thing is, it only takes a few madmen to do a lot of damage. Maybe that lot will have a religious revelation of some kind and stop being such mortal cunts. As if, eh?
boots sez:
Hey S-C, yer pitcher is upside down, don't spill out!
Boots, you should have learned by now that the S-C does not make accidental slipsup. Consider each of my utterances to contain an impicit sic.
boots sez:
Thank you S-C for that pubic announcement of your infallibility, when did Your Excellency ascend to the Papacy? <g>
I shall of course henceforth consider your every utterance to contain a <sic[k]>
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It's not a portrait. It's his uvula.
laterbat
Hey, that's actually a good one :-)
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