1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails?
2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be?
If we'd had one, it would have said "Will serially disappoint".
3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say?
I guess I'm not vain enough to have anything but the standard issue Queensland plates.
4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say?
People know me too well for that.
5. What would you like your epitaph to be?
In print at last!