Laughing matter

You know that guy in the street, the one howling in anguish, crying out "you're all mad", convinced that the world is crazy and he's the last bastion of sanity?

Marie Jon' is that man, but more sexy. (And what could be sexier than that trailing apostrophe. It hints of forbidden fruits, worlds undiscovered. What has been elided? What is missing? Was she a plain Jones? A Jonson? Who can say?)

Marie is living in a world in which Dubya Bush is a decent man and the Democrats are, if not Satan, flies that he is lord of.

Marie offers as her opening gambit:

The far Left Democrats and their constituents sound unhinged and psychotic

Nothing says "I'm an astute commentator" like "the far Left Democrats". Yeah, those Dems, they are practically the Bolsheviks of our day. That Hillary Clinton! Lenin in a cocktail dress. And the unhinged nonsense those loony lefties come up with! "Healthcare should be available universally." "Education is important." "Invading other countries for their oil and causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of their inhabitants are bad things." The bastids! Thank sweet Jeebus that Marie's here to chastise them.

this has become increasingly apparent.

Hasn't it though!

Only those affiliated with that political party are the ones continually spewing the most hostile mean-spirited rhetoric.

Maybe they're all being fed mean-spirited rhetoric by Harry Reid through the microchips in their commie heads, eh, Marie?

Anyway, the Dems and their "affiliates" sound a bad bunch. Is anyone else insane?

The very same mindset (schizophrenia) abounds within the "main scream media."

The mental wards are going to get pretty full when Marie's running the place. All those damned "mainscreamers" expressing their first-amendment rights and telling us that we're turning a corner and the surge is work^H^H^Hsuggesting that a neverending war in Iraq and a fresh one in Iran might not be the best ideas man has ever had.

Is no one sane?

It also emanates from within the legislative halls of our country.

OMFG! No! It's like a creeping sickness.

Is there not one sane voice out there?

Ann Coulter

Say what, Marie? Isn't Coulter a screeching harpy, who wishes death on those enemies she isn't claiming have been hit with Teh Gaystick?

She is a good woman whom I believe holds no malice toward anyone.

Except perhaps the journalists of the New York Times.

Maybe I'm just not getting it. Marie explains:

Christians are allowed to be funny as well as controversial. "God loves a cheerful giver." (2 Corinthians 9:7)

Ah! That's fair enough then. It's okay to wish someone blown to pieces so long as you do it with a smile on your face. No wonder Dubya's always smirking.

But those nasty liberals don't have a smile on their dials, do they?

They are out and out bombastic, hateful and unhinged people who give the impression of being truly unbalanced.

Well, have you ever seen Nancy Pelosi smile?

Marie explains that commenters on Huffington Post made some slightly offcolour remarks about Tony Snow, when it was announced that he had cancer of the weasel^H^H^Karl Ro^H^H^H^colon.

Marie gives much more incisive commentary. I won't spoil it for you. For those who have too little time to read her words of wisdom, allow me to supply Marie's summing up:

The Democrat leadership does not care about winning in Iraq. They are too busy deliberately interfering with the president's domestic and foreign policies. They also seem to enjoy writing profane things on the Huffington Post and other blogs like them.

Yes, the Democratic leadership, when they are not deliberately interfering with the president's domestic policies (the Founding Fathers would be spinning in their sarcophagi if they knew that the legislature was messing about with the president's policies when it was so clearly created simply to rubberstamp everything), they are hanging out at the HuffPo, pottymouthing the preznit.

Thank Jeebus there are a few sane people out there, paid handsome salaries, to keep us straight on who is suffering "babbling full-blown lunacy". As Marie herself points out, psychosis is no laughing matter!

posted by Dr Zen @ 9:15 am