Come to me when you want to love what is real, when you are ready to shed your skin, be my equal and live.   Zen

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Evangelical physics

The Onion needs to take care not to pass tips to the Unintelligent Design crowd. Anyway, this is hardly wacky enough. I'm sure I read somewhere that Jesus permeates the entire universe and is personally holding the quarks together. God help us if he decides he needs a rest.

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If God is such a great designer, how come rabbits have to eat shit? Does he have something against bunnies?

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