Thursday, August 25, 2005

Evangelical physics

The Onion needs to take care not to pass tips to the Unintelligent Design crowd. Anyway, this is hardly wacky enough. I'm sure I read somewhere that Jesus permeates the entire universe and is personally holding the quarks together. God help us if he decides he needs a rest.

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If God is such a great designer, how come rabbits have to eat shit? Does he have something against bunnies?

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