Sniping quango toad
BTW, this blog google-rules. Not only does it lead the pack, but if you feel lucky, you come straight here! I'm so excited. People write pages of meta details to get the same results, although to be fair their pages have more porn.
I could have chosen a bizarre name, such as Sniping Quango Toad (it's a, what's it called, when you get only one result on google, nerds value it, but I forget the name), but no, not me, I took on the challenge of the song of teen rebellion, and now I have google-ascended. It's like planting your flag on the Dejamountain (or Mt Google, I suppose).
You may kiss my lordly arse. Or happy finish me if you don't like it.