We are miceMen.
Strong, unyielding giants bestriding our Earth.
Not here in Australia anyway. Here we are worms who need to apologise even for having the temerity to take a shit.
So we know that ads for household products are aimed squarely at women. And we know that Australian women hate men (with reason, I daresay). But we have to grovel?
Beg forgiveness for taking a shit?
Paul Hogan would spin in his fucking grave, I can tell you. Were he dead. Which he is not because apparently his missus has not given him permission to shuffle off this mortal coil.