Sunday, December 11, 2011

We are mice


Proud warriors.


Strong, unyielding giants bestriding our Earth.

Apparently not.

Not here in Australia anyway. Here we are worms who need to apologise even for having the temerity to take a shit.

So we know that ads for household products are aimed squarely at women. And we know that Australian women hate men (with reason, I daresay). But we have to grovel?

Beg forgiveness for taking a shit?

Paul Hogan would spin in his fucking grave, I can tell you. Were he dead. Which he is not because apparently his missus has not given him permission to shuffle off this mortal coil.


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