Thursday, September 13, 2007

The French suck

When did the Frenchies last have a brilliant idea? Some would say when some lonely goatherd let his cheese sandwich go off and invented Roquefort, but if, like me, you prefer your cheese without mould, you're struggling.

Everyone knows that drinking through a straw gets you pissed quicker, but who would have believed that the Frenchies -- not notable for being pissheads -- would make that a selling pooint for their vino?

But they have. My only cavil is that the boxes are far too small. Make them in two-litre size and the next round's on me.


At 3:03 pm, Blogger Father Luke said...

When they have pussy in a box, I'll
be bringing my straw.

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Father Luke

At 3:19 pm, Blogger Looney said...

Roquefort is perfect, absolutely perfect. It proves that mold is actually yummy.

So there.


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