Thursday, October 07, 2004

Happy as a pig...

Causing a furore in the UK is, once more, Channel Five. It filmed Beckham's ex giving a happy ending to a pig.

I don't know what the fuss is about. I think wanking a pig should be part of the entrance test for all wannabe C-list celebs. If you won't put a smile on a pig's face you really shouldn't be allowed on Five.

Actually, as usual, the furore was all in the media. Five said it had four complaints. I think they should air the tapes. They'd probably get higher ratings for people complaining about some slag wanking a pig than they did for the pig-jizzing in the first place.

"I wish to complain about pig masturbation."

There's a Monty Python sketch in there somewhere.


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