Happy as a pig...
Causing a furore in the UK is, once more, Channel Five. It filmed Beckham's ex giving a happy ending to a pig.
I don't know what the fuss is about. I think wanking a pig should be part of the entrance test for all wannabe C-list celebs. If you won't put a smile on a pig's face you really shouldn't be allowed on Five.
Actually, as usual, the furore was all in the media. Five said it had four complaints. I think they should air the tapes. They'd probably get higher ratings for people complaining about some slag wanking a pig than they did for the pig-jizzing in the first place.
"I wish to complain about pig masturbation."
There's a Monty Python sketch in there somewhere.
posted by Dr Zen @ 9:58 am
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