Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Opening the doors of heavenly delight

Ah, the pleasures of a huge vocabulary. Sheikh Nefzaoui's descriptions of vulvas never fail to make me smile. My particular favourite is "El zerzour (the starling) - The vulva of a very young girl, or, as others pretend, of a brunette." I am determined to work that into a piece of fiction somehow.

The sheikh's advice on increasing penis size is perhaps not to be trusted though. I'm very doubtful about the leech mixture in particular.

But this frank approach to sex education is surely to be encouraged. Kids are going to do it, whatever Bush and co wish, so they might as well learn to do it properly.

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