A man sets out to draw the world. As the years go by, he peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, instruments, stars, horses, and individuals. A short time before he dies, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the lineaments of his own face.   Jose Luis Borges

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Hedunnit

Who says torture doesn't work? Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to 9/11, Bali, plans to bomb bridges, assassinate Jimmy Carter and attack Canary Wharf, the Gunpowder Plot against James I, the assassination of JFK and stealing the key out of my front door.

1 Comments:

At 2:30 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and stealing the key out of my front door.

Well, you must be relieved.

Please send your thank you notes by international airmail post to:

George "Dubya" Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Oh, and ignore the dudes outside with binocs. They're a figment of your imagination. And the clicking on your phone line? Static. No worries!

 

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