Hedunnit
Who says torture doesn't work? Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to 9/11, Bali, plans to bomb bridges, assassinate Jimmy Carter and attack Canary Wharf, the Gunpowder Plot against James I, the assassination of JFK and stealing the key out of my front door.
posted by Dr Zen @ 1:48 pm
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and stealing the key out of my front door.
Well, you must be relieved.
Please send your thank you notes by international airmail post to:
George "Dubya" Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500
Oh, and ignore the dudes outside with binocs. They're a figment of your imagination. And the clicking on your phone line? Static. No worries!
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