Top ten trivia facts about Dr Zen
1. If you drop Dr Zen from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.2. More people are killed by Dr Zen each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Dr Zen.
4. Dr Zen can sleep with one eye open!
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Dr Zen.
6. Dr Zen can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Dr Zen Head.
8. When provoked, Dr Zen will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
9. Dr Zen can turn his stomach inside out.
10. Dr Zen cannot jump.
Facts supplied by a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto. Cap doffed to Tom.
posted by Dr Zen @ 10:11 am
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